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Aroostook Dirty 30

Oh cool, you're a marathoner or badass ultra runner!
Sweeeeet, you've done a million obstacle course races, because you think you're one Tough Mudda Humpa, bub.

You've read the news stories, or maybe you saw a youtube video, or heard whispered in hushed tones within your running community about this crazy race up in northern Hicksville that you don't even have to pay for!

And now you're here, the "official" website of the world's worst 30 mile run.
You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll quit. Our DNF rate is 50 percent for 4 years running.

This race is so bad, that it's damn near a miracle if you even make it to the start. Our DNS (did not start) rate is like, 90%, dude.

Now that we've really sold you…..

TO ENTER
Send a humorous handwritten letter(decorated), and a check for $30 to:
Kale Poland
10 Mitchell Place
Laconia, NH 03246
EVERYONE WHO TOES THE START LINE GETS A FULL REFUND.
If you are someone who just wanted to say that you signed up to sound sexy on Facebook, that's O.K. You're money will fund our Rock-n-rolla status at every club in town the night after the race. SO THANK YOU!

For questions, find our Facebook account AROOSTOOK DIRTY THIRTY or email kalepoland@yahoo.com




FINISHERS 2013
Lillian "The Terminator" Porteus
Stephen "Pepe Lepew" Assante
Amy "Split Chin" Poland

STILL CLEAN
-Michelle Roy was yanked from the bushes at mile 4
-Beau Taylor and Adam Murchison enjoyed each other's company after they were too pooched to go beyond mile 15

Monday, March 12, 2012

Let Me Count The Ways


I love this race.
I do.

The way it starts in the dark, and the feeling of dread and nervousness at the starting line. Can't say I've ever sensed excitement from the Dirties.

The way every year's race flier looks like a 3 year old with 5 missing fingers created it.

How, at the start, no one, including me, knows how the day might play out.

The way the sun rises upon the Torture Crew on their bikes, who welcome it as a sign of warmth.

The way people who have never run a marathon decide to just jump in because on paper, it looks cool.

The text messages I get from other Torture Crew saying that so-and-so has had enough and has dropped.

The point of the race where you can tell that the Dirties still in the race want to(or have already) told you to go screw yourself.

The fact that if you are out of shape, you are in for a very, very long day.

The fact that even if you are a good runner, you are still in for a very, very long day.

Most importantly, there's a point during the race for every runner that has finished where flight changes to fight. Their feet turnover a little quicker. Posture get straighter.
I love when they think they are done.

And that's the time that I love most....when they drop down to do more pushups.

September 22. Let's go.